I think celebrities don’t know that names are like a permanent thing
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
why cant i cry money instead of tears
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean